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Faux Brow, the Decadence Channel

WATCHOUT OR     MIGHT JUST GET YOU TOO

What good is humorous poetry? Now that western culture is clearly in decline ... Our parents' generation had it better and easier than we do. Much of western culture today is derivative and boring. There's almost nothing that's still original. Everything has already been done. Yes in the last few years there's been a few technological advances, computers get faster and more efficient. There's medical advances, advances that most now can't afford anyway.

Face it. The overwhelming tide has turned, and it's going down, down down. One hundred years ago the inventions being made - the telephone, electricity, the car, the airplane - were revolutionizing and changing the way people live. Today's inventions - faster computers and software changes - hybrid cars & cel phones - do nothing to revolutionize or make people's lives better. They mostly make the quality of most people's lives worse. Nope, more advanced nuclear bombs and smarter predator drones aren't really making our lives better, are they? But that's where many of today's 'best and brightest' focus their energies - on things that are detrimental to the planet's health and well being. Today's normal state of affairs is widespread decadence. Today there are far, far less revolutionary ideas than a hundred years ago, and most inventions that we see today aren't helping making our lives better either.

Why? Because recent generations have diminished abilities, lesser educations, and are losing the ability to think, feel, and visualize. Where are the visionaries of today? Buried and lost in corporate sauce. The arts and spirituality, ever since the Raygun daze, have been steadily going to hell. The 70s were the beginning but 1980 was the real turning point, from which there has been no return. 99.99% of today's "artists" aren't interested in humanity - they are sell out enterpreneurs. Being a "rockstar" and being a "sellout" are actually considered "cool" by the legions of todays clueless hipsters.

Not convinced? Clock what passes for culture today. A hundred years ago movies were being shown for the first time. What do we have today? More and more corporate domination of everything cultural, practically no new or inventive voices in the arts, no innovation, derivative crap permeates everywhere. If you know anything about the arts, you know that what's being shown, distributed and hyped today doesn't hold a candle to what's already been done. Fifty years from now, no one will remember anything cultural from this era, because there's no culture in this era worth remembering.

Western civilzation is in a downward spiral. Everything is declining, along with global warming ... which thanks to the Bush administration, may already be irreversable.

But that's okay. As things continue to decline and get worse on many fronts, economic, cultural, natural... we're here to shed light on today's prevailing winds of decadence ... so that you don't have to. Our fauxbrow humorous poetry is your one-stop shop for discovering what's really going on and finding out all the whys and wherefores of why so many things now suck.

Yes, fauxbrow (pronounced fo-brow) is on the loose and nobody can stop it.

Some say Fauxbrow is a term amalgamated from the newbrow art movement of today and the fauve painting movement of one hundred years ago. Blah blah blah, no one really knows for sure ... KC Wilder is being eaten alive by fauxbrow ... word has it there is very little left of KC Wilder ... Fauxbrow has digested and spit out both KC Wilder and kcwilder.com. Rumors say that funeral services will soon be held. Probably, you will not be invited.

Be forewarned ...if you choose to continue, the choice to continue is YOURS.




"Noone Sees" video - words by KC Wilder, music by Anthony Sepulveda and Alla, ©2008 Fauxbrow Guerilla Films.


HUMOROUS POETRY TOP PICKS


#14: time-bomb city 8.50
#63: the clarion call of industrial resolve 8.50
#85: flippant - behavior pattern pinball 8.00
#56: the gotham city blues 7.75
#237: my signature roots 7.66
#75: fashion roundup 7.50
#25: the bad poets' fandango 7.50
#11: suicidal strategies 7.50
#28: hip-store beacon 7.50
#99: concert composure 7.33
#15: the naked truth 7.00



This is an eclectic collection (see list at right).

for nature lovers especially, The Pastoral Surreal

hippity happity hippity happity -The Urban Surreal

acute pangs absurdity stitched inside wily fabricated pitter patter - keepin it Surreal Humor. 

Surreal Amore constantly answering hotly contested questions a nasty mess of alienating emotional contortions 

in a pigs eye asleep at wheel snooting over The Lumpen Surreal.



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"#45: the adventures of dog faced artboy – and clueless in seattle

"#76: a public health bulletin" - the ultimate proof global warming is here and wreaking havoc in insidious unseen ways

"#40: the philosopher's parting shot" - what becomes of small children in bombings, famine and war?

"#85: flippant - behavior pattern pinball" - from soho down to brighton - the backlit past comes all unravelled


SURREAL HUMOR

GOTHIC SURREAL

wobblies in the wheelhouse of subterfuge:

THE URBAN SURREAL

from the gullet of the dali lama:

THE PASTORAL SURREAL

pomegranate?

THE LUMPEN SURREAL

watch TV long enough Henry and things may combust all over this great land of yours:

MY SURREAL AMOR

the once proud prussians of passion ramshackle reminiscing long after the grate wars finish:

SURREAL INSPIRATIONALS

poets crowned not by laurels but by sugar frosted fruit loops –

f'ARTISte

a toast to the slow, painful, and irrevocable death of truth, justice and the american way:

* indicates presence of video footage; go to these pages to watch and hear the author perform his work.

The TRAPEZOID:
symbol of the everyday mainstream

The FREAKAZOID:
Symbol of the Highest Digital Surrealizm

FUNCH-CLICK INTERACTIVE INDEX

What Are You Interested In? Not sure? Pick from this list for fat surprise.

PEOPLE
Allen Ginsberg
David Huberman
Dylan Thomas
Jackson Pollock
Richard Sneasel

PLACES
#15: the naked truth
Europe
Los Angeles
Midwestern United States
New York City
Pittsburgh
San Francisco

THINGS
Baseball
Bike Messengers
Cloning
Fashion
Globalization
Global Warming
Hollywood
Hot Pants
Kissing
Lebensraum
Satan
Science Fiction
Shopping Malls






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